Much like the Sleestaks made popular on TV's "Land of the Lost" the  actual Sleestack species can be broken down into two Sub-Types listed below:

The  Bacon Sleestak Hybrid isReptilian in appearance. Beware: They are almost always hostile and extremely goal oriented with success motivated reasoning.   It rose to dominance within it's species by utilizing the natural laws of Selected Networking.

Army of Kevin Bacon Sleestak Hybrids In Training for Immanent Invasion

The Bacon Sleestak Hybrid is known for it's unique form of communication involving it's own brand of contemporary dance* .  Much like the common Honey Bee, the Bacon Sleestak Hybrid communicate it's simplest thoughts with a complexly coreographed effort.  Because of the Bacon Sleestak Hybrid's  desire to include influences ranging from 70's earth disco, 80's aerobics and 90's country line dancing, it can spend an average of 8 minutes to express it's sinister plans to the rest of the Sleestak forces.  This has been a major limitation to the effectivness of the Sleestaks ultimate goal of colonizing our planet.

*Also see the reference to: Fancy Dancin Monkey Shoes found in the Subway Abduction article of Conspiracy Sproket.

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Common Sleestak
Sub-Type Reptilian/Acient

Sleestaks Forced To Worship Kevin's Head As One Day All Of Mankind Will

The Common Sleestak is an unfortunate sub-class of the Bacon Sleestak Hybrid. They lack the basic carisma and people skills of the Bacon Sleestak Hybrid as well as the ability to express their thoughts through contemporary dance. As a result, they resent the success of the Bacon Sleestak Hybrid.  To make matters worse, they are forced to worship images of  Kevin Bacon's Head and pay high taxes for use of the network of public inter-dimensional Pylons . They are easily identified by their passion for Vercace jewlery and their verbose yet pointless hissing.