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Alien Species Guide
Can You Spot Them?
4> Robots
 
Robots have been popularized in film, television and print for years now as part of an alien plot to condition humans to the idea of being regulated by these unfeeling motorized task masters.
Anal Probe
 Many earth corporations such as Sony, Disney, Black and Decker, Radio Shack and Finger Hut have been willing collaborators with the aliens to develop a native earth robot force.
 
Arm Probe

Robot Penal colonyIn 1972 the Air Force study named Project "Black Mouse" revealed that Walt Disney's vision of a brave new world included not only the evil concepts of "Planned Parenthood", "Structured Suburban Living" and expanding research into "Foods on a Stick" but also domination by an alien controlled army of robots.  Project "Black Mouse" named the infamous "Hall of Presidents" attraction at the Disney World theme park as an example of Walt Disney's horrific vision.  The "It's A Small World After All" ride was actually a prototype of a futuristic penal colony where slave barges bring new inmates in for reconditioning by relentless 3 foot alien robots. 

Listen To A Sample Of Disney's Evil Audio Conditioning Program. (16 secs.) (335 KB) (wav format) Please exercise extreme caution when listening.  We suggest that you have a friend with earplugs stand by  with a broom handle prepared to knock you away from your computer at the first signs of  Alien Robot Induction. For your safety we have only provided 16 seconds of this hypnotic music.
 
 

Hall of Hell
Walt Disney's Hall of Presidents 
Testing Facility
Gore CK-1 Robot
The Startling Results:
The Gore Model # CK-1
This smug little bastard is based on Radio Shack TRS-80 technology
and wants to rule our world!
Even years after his death, Walt Disney's vision lives on as WDW Corporation along with Radio Shack and Finger Hut crank out CK-1 Robo Alien Hybrid Presidential Candidates.

 

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