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Robots
Robots have been popularized in film,
television and print for years now as part of an alien plot to condition
humans to the idea of being regulated by these unfeeling motorized
task masters.
Many earth corporations such
as Sony, Disney, Black and Decker, Radio Shack and Finger Hut have
been willing collaborators with the aliens to develop a native earth
robot force.
In
1972 the Air Force study named Project "Black Mouse" revealed
that Walt Disney's vision of a brave new world included not only
the evil concepts of "Planned Parenthood", "Structured Suburban
Living" and expanding research into "Foods on a Stick" but also
domination by an alien controlled army of robots. Project
"Black Mouse" named the infamous "Hall of Presidents" attraction
at the Disney World theme park as an example of Walt Disney's
horrific vision. The "It's A Small World After All" ride
was actually a prototype of a futuristic penal colony where slave
barges bring new inmates in for reconditioning by relentless 3
foot alien robots.
Listen To A Sample Of Disney's
Evil Audio Conditioning Program. (16 secs.) (335 KB) (wav format)
Please exercise extreme caution when listening. We suggest
that you have a friend with earplugs stand by with a broom
handle prepared to knock you away from your computer at the first
signs of Alien Robot Induction. For your safety we have
only provided 16 seconds of this hypnotic music.
Walt Disney's Hall of
Presidents
Testing Facility
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The Startling Results:
The Gore Model # CK-1
This smug little bastard
is based on Radio Shack TRS-80 technology
and wants to rule our world!
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Even years after his death, Walt Disney's
vision lives on as WDW Corporation along with Radio Shack and Finger
Hut crank out CK-1 Robo Alien Hybrid Presidential Candidates.
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