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Alien Species Guide
Can You Spot Them?
3> Nordics and Pleiadians

Nordics are strange. They appear to be perfect human beings, but fly around in space craft and openly tell people they are aliens although nobody seems to care. They are tall, blonde, and have blue eyes. They are very friendly to people and are not known to abduct people.

Nordics and Pleiadians are perhaps the most ineffective of all alien visitors and seem mentally ill-suited for space exploration.  They are typically attracted to the lights of big cities and are quickly consumed by the opportunistic underside of city population.  Many of these aliens travel thousands of light years only to end up in a regional Calvin Klien bus ad or a public access channel series.  Some actually do survive and become reasonably successful such as Christopher Walkin and Farrah Fawcett pictured below in this sketch by our intern Timmy. 


 

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