Welcome to Conspiracy Sprocket 2000
by Dumpy, Realm of the 8th Dwarf
Please be advised that the articles contained within this column are the result of the hard work and painstaking research of agents from several information gathering organizations including Realm of the 8th Dwarf (R8D), The Wing Lee Consortium, 411 (formerly known as The Girls From Chicken Neck) and of course Secret Agent Monkey.  

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Pixel 255
Article 2 
Subway Abduction
Article Subtext 3 
Leading Theories on Subway Abduction
Article 4
Alien Species Guide
 
Chicken's Escape Hatch