Fuji the man-child fills internship position at Control-One studios

Control-One studios recently announced the newest addition to their studio staff with the addition of Fuji the man-child. Fuji comes to Control-One with a wealth of experience that ranges from elephant tendering to coconut tuning. This new skill set will prove to be a great addition to the studios creative output.

Fuji the man-child was born to a circus family in Sri Lanka. He was born with extremely well developed appendages from an early age. His parents would perform all throughout the Indian sub-continent to wild crowds of dedicated fans. As Fuji's career began to develop he began to have promotional offers from large capitalist companies such as Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Pond's, Blue Star Ointment Corporation and Isotoner Glove Corporation. Seeking to keep his artistic integrity pure he ran away from the Circus and began a long journey into his pre-teen adolescence. He wandered to the Far East and was amazed by the sights and sounds of the strange and exotic places. Fuji found work with an elephant livery and began an apprenticeship with Hap-Hip Lok. Mr. Lok taught Fuji the ways of the elephant and their usefulness as a transportation vehicle. Fuji learned the trade well and was well suited to the work thanks to his large features that seemed to calm the elephants. On his lunchtime he would often perform in the market square for the busy shoppers.

One day, Eye Lik Piza, a wealthy political figure happened to pass by the market. He was mesmerized by Fuji's performance and sent his bodyguards to invite Fuji to dinner. At dinner Fuji performed for Mr. Piza and was extended an invitation to stay at the mansion. Fuji gladly accepted and spent the next several years tending to Mr. Piza's needs. He would draw a hot bath with strange fruits and soaps and soak Mr. Piza's extremely obese frame in the water. As time went on Mr. Piza began to take advantage of Fuji's large appendages on a consistent basis. This upset Fuji a great deal. One night while Mr. Piza was sleeping, Fuji secretly entered his bedchamber. He leaped on the bed and stuffed Twinkies into Mr. Piza's orifices. This promptly suffocated Mr. Piza. Fuji then fled the country and ended up in New York City. Co-owner of Control-One Studios happened to run into Fuji while getting a tattoo during the summer. Fuji explained that his large extremities would fit nicely in the recording world. The rest is history! And so began the internship program. Fuji says of the opportunity "I am forward looking to this chance to make better the music".

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