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Once the mighty goat ruled 90% of the earths temperate zones in
what is now known as the Fetazoan period of history. These peaceful
fun loving animals can operate heavy machinery while taking most popular
cold remedies and just love to PARTY! They enjoy team sports, dinner
theater, curling up by a hot, HOT fire and participating in sophisticated
adult conversations that are totally uncensored! Talk to the Goat Daddy's
personal favorite!
GOAT
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The Rhode Island Red was first brought to North America by the
Pilgrims and has been one of Americas favorites chickens ever since.
They enjoy moon lit walks, white wine and sophisticated adult talk with
you! Now is your chance to talk the talk and walk the walk
with the totally HOT, HOT and STEAMY unlimited - uncensored Extra Crispy
Chicken Chat!
CHICKEN
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The Ferret is an intelligent well mannered animal that is a distant
cousin of the Wombat. They rank 8th in intelligence amung mammals
surpassing dogs, cats dolphins and even giant sea squids. Ferrets
have been taught advanced tasks such as bobbing for apples and conversational
French. The average Ferret lives to be 75 years of age, weighs about
160 lbs and can expect to earn $30k a year doing what he likes to do best.
Talking dirty to girls and boys who have been really REALLY BAD!
FERRET
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The weasel was once feared by man as a disease ridden rodent, much
like the rat and those discusting pigeons! Now the weasel is a popular
attraction to be found at theme parks, shopping malls and waiting tables
at Dinner Theaters. With his snake like muscular body and six retractable
legs, the weasel is perfectly designed to make all of your smutty little
fantasies come true when you engage in sophisticated XXX adult conversations
on our unlimted - uncensored weasel chat!
WEASEL
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